Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mom Tried to Kill Me.

12pm. 102 degrees outside (literally). And genius Mom decides it's a great time to go for a run. It occurs to me as I write this blog that my mom may in fact be stupider than Chester. (Unless manipulating Dad is a sign of intelligence.) We made it one loop around Echo Park Lake before Mom realized that we were both about to pass out from heat exhaustion. So we went home. I passed out. Here is a picture. Mom took a cold shower but no one wants to see that picture. . Despite my fatigue, I'm happy to report that I managed to get a few good lunges in at those repulsive geese.

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  1. Stella, I'm afraid your mom is insane.

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  2. Stella, Stella I have a question for you. I'm not allowed out in that eat because of certain natural conditions, but I heard someone say on the news "that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk" ?!??!?!?! Then on another show said it was "Fryday". I just need to know...

    Did you see any of this? And if so was there a heavy concentration of goose eggs? Also, were the geese fried as well. Please let me know as I will have to negotiate with dad to be allowed out on Frydays.

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  3. Those geese are repulsive, Stella. Next time, I hope you make one of them lunch.
    PS- Please forward obscenely hot weather to the East Coast for auntie ( :

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  4. Those geese can make their own damn lunches! I'm not no au pair!

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