Monday, April 13, 2009

BO-ring

The Obamas really let me and shit-face (Chester) down today. Malia's allergies my skinny black ass. Lots of terriers and poodles are hypoallergenic. And yeah, I know these breeds kinda suck... but no more than a Portugese Water Dog. But my point is you can find terriers and poodles -- even PURE-BRED ones if you're into stupid -- at the shelter, which is where my man Obama shoulda been lookin in the first place.

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