Yeah, so yesterday was really annoying because Mom took us out for a walk toward Elysian - which woulda been AWESOME - but instead we went to Blue Collar - which could still be cool -- but then it wasn't cool at all cuz it turns out she was there to get big ears Glen a collar n leash AND A TOY! I was real freakin annoyed so when another dog came in the store, I totally started it and the dog returned fire and Mom said, Hey Hey Hey like she was a character on the kind of sitcom barf-breath brother watches. I think even Cheesedoor was startin' to get fed up cuz he lifted his leg n peed on a display of leashes. Man, that kinda made it worth it! Seein' Mom's face all shocked n fat at that.
Anyways, so then like, late that night Mom tells Dad, I'm going to bed even though we just watched the first part of a two part Dateline ID and I didn't tell you it was two-part but I'm going to bed anyway and I suck so bad. But then her phone rings. And it's Joanne. Glen's mom. N then Mom was real quiet. N then Mom got off the phone and was upset like when she's out of food but maybe even more than that. N then Mom n Dad left with Glen and came back without Glen.
And it turns out that Glen lives in some trailer with an unstable mom who is maybe an alcoholic and possibly an actual animal hoarder n Mom n Dad was sad and kept sayin' they disappointed but the way they say it seems like different than when Mom says she disappointed at Chester for eating live hermit crabs at the beach.
And it turns out Glen's name is Baby. Even though when Mom n Dad tried calling him that he didn't really respond.
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