Back to School Sucking

Because Mom sucks, today we went to "Advanced" training classes. Basically, Mom thought it would be fun to torture me for her own amusement. The teacher seriously brought up getting her dog to go into the fridge and get a beer. WTF! You got a problem with your chubby legs? JEEZ! But the main part of today's ass I mean class okay I really did mean ass was to respond to some f-ing "clicker." Some of the other tard dogs in the class were all about touching their freakin nose to a popcicle stick for a click and a treat. Not this bitch! That clicker was seriously f-ed up. After a few loud clicks near my face for some measily hot dog bits I was like, peace, yo. I stopped even looking at Mom. Mom told the teacher I was scared of the clicker. Lezle said keep trying. By now I was heading back to the car. Finally Lezle asked Mom if she could make a clicking noise with her mouth. Apparently, Mom's face fat is good for more than eating. Lezle complimented Mom on being able to make a loud clicking sound. Way to go, Mom. You are an asshole.