Happy Birthday to Me, Bitches!

Hola Gringos. Today is the anniversary of me gettin' a freakin' mom. And in keeping with tradition, my parents are ditching my ass. That's right, for the second time in three years they are leaving town on my birthday. They did take me for a birthday walk sans ass-face. It was appreciated. Though it was not appreciated that Mom proceeded to talk on da phone for half an hour and after she got off Dad was like, "Wow. thought we were going on a birthday walk." And Mom was like, "Sorry!" and Dad was like, "It's okay." But it didnt seem okay. And I had to agree with him that Mom sucks.