Things I have Eaten This Week

in addition to my regular lamb and rice small bites Purina, I've enjoyed: 1) Dingo bites (2 1/2 of them. 2 of mine and 1/2 of marcello's) 2) Chicken strips (several, even though I resent all the tricks I had to do when salchicha Chester and bite-size Marcello got theirs for "sit." I mean, seriously?) 3) Pistaccios (as many as I could F up before dad woke up) 4) Hot Fudge Sundae from McDonalds minus the Hot Fudge (a few bites -- mom's a SUCKA, yo) 5) Snow Monkey 6) Chester's face 7) Chester's neck 8) Chester's legs 9) Jennie O Turkey Sausage links (tastier than mauling Chester but not as satisfying) 10) Ass (my own; there's always room!)