Yo, so since I'm a crazy trend-setter here's my 13-item list of what's cool and what's not for 2013.
- OUT: Eating Chester's ears; IN: Eating Donald's neck.
- OUT: Barkin' at da mailman (even though he still sucks); IN: Barkin' at small children (Why you start running crazy fast like that outta nowhere, fool? Mad 'spicous.)
- OUT: My stupid cats; IN: Dead cats
- OUT: Runyon Canyon (poop, celebrities); IN: Griffith Park (lizards, adventure)
- OUT: Mom; IN: Dad
- OUT: Hating bicyclists (unless they on the sidewalk, then they gonna get told); IN: Hating skateboarders (Please note this will always be IN.)
- OUT: Sitting before we go out; IN: Tackling Chester while Mom try to put on his leash 'til he turds on the floor and Mom yells and he turds more but this time on the carpet where he's hiding
- OUT: Antlers; IN: Marrow bones
- OUT: Sleepin' in the bed with everyone UGH; IN: Lying down on Chester's head and pretending I didn't see him there even when he squeaks. (Shut-up you like it!)
- OUT: Chester's stupid blog; IN: Ahem.
- OUT: Chester;
IN: ALSO OUT: Donald.
- OUT: Beggin' for food; IN: Takin' that crumb right off da table. What.
- OUT: Having a stupid old-man face (Sorry, Chester); IN:
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| Always IN. |
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