Yo, This Weather is F-ed Up

Dude, I am, like, seriously losing my mind. It has been mad rainy for the last few days n I am totally over this shit. I am extra pissed at Mom cuz yesterday it was beautiful weather and I was like, Yo, let's hook it up and go hike Elysian or Griffith or some shit. N Mom went to the gym instead! (What was extra f-ed up was that she used the same bag for the gym as she use when we go to the park so I was like, SCORE and then I was like... WTF?! Whore!) To pass the time TRAPPED INSIDE I have been super bratty with Chester mostly cuz he sucks and I hate him. I am also making sure to jump up on Mom with my wet paws until she yells "OFF STELLA OFF" a few times. I also wiped my dirty feets on the bed. Take that, biotch! You make your bed o lies, now sleep in that shit!