So basically I just wanted to put it out there that I've had a freaking crappy-ass summer. Mom and Dad keep going away and leaving my ass behind. So far they've gone to Maine and to Hilton Head. Chester has gone to Palm Springs. And Stella has gone No Where. WTF.
Mom and Dad went to a waterfall and got lobster.
This is the lobster they gave me.
The moose was clearly also for me eventhough they gave it to Chester.
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ReplyDeleteI'm the mom of a friend (CAT B)! of your mom , and I have to say..I just love you!! You are by far the funniest and cutest chola I've ever seen.. I read your blog regularly! I hope I can meet you someday, I live in NYC and if you ever have the chance to travel(although it looks like not so much..:( ) I would be happy to have you visit me!! Have a good summer. Diane B
Yo Diane B! Nice to hear from yo ass. I would love to roll over and chill with my homies on the East Coast sometime. I have even talked seriously with my mom about it. (But my dad overheard and said, "Are you fucking crazy? Please tell me you're not serious." Or something like that.) Anyway, next time you come out to the Best Coast, drop me a line and we can go for a walk and pick on Chester together. Peace out.
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