IndePAIN IN MY ASS Day

I would just like to say that me n Chester n Marcello was talking and we all agreed that the 4th of July is nastier than the occasional piece of fruit mom puts in her fleshy face. It didn't help that this year mom spent the whole day working and dad spent the whole day drinking so where did that leave me and ass-face? Alone. In the bedroom. Traumatized by our neighborhood full of Mexicans celebrating America by setting off illegal fireworks.