So this Sunday cry-baby Dad had to get up at 4:45 to work from 5:30-11:30... Unsurprisingly, Dad spent the rest of the day sleeping like a chump. And slower-than-Corky Chester must have thought the lump of dad on the couch was his new bed.
I had mixed feelings about this cuz part of me thinks, Good, fool! Stay the freak away from MY BED. But part of me is really not cool with Chester being all snuggly n shit with MY DAD.
And I would just like to remind my lazy ass dad that I frequently hike over 5 miles a day. Plus, back on Edgeware I would stay up late with dad til, like, 3AM then at 5AM Christa would take me for a run and then Mom would take me for a hike at 8. And you never heard my ass complain!
Personally, I think Dad was just avoiding hanging out with Mom all day who kept bothering him about maybe seeing a movie and what do you want for dinner and I think we need more mayo because I'm a pig and I eat mayo all day and blah blah blah blah.
Neither your dad nor Chester look like they are sleeping in a comfortable position.
ReplyDeleteStella, from the look in his eyes, I believe that Chester thought that Josh was dead.
ReplyDeleteDear Cholita,
ReplyDeletePlease don't speak ill of mayonaise, its delicious, especially on bologna. If you have a beef (share it! JK), but if you have a beef with your mom it should be with her consumption of ranch dressing... the staff at Outback in Glendale are still buzzing about how fast she consumed 2,000 calories of the dressing on a single potato!!!
Yankee