Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Happiest Place on Earth????

According to the numerous commercials which Mom and Dad see all day long while they sit on their asses watching Prison and Crime shows, Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. F THAT, HOMIE! Disneyland sucks ass.
So I guess Disneyland was doing some "free on your birthday" promotion that Mom and Dad just had to cash in on because they are freaking cheap. (.59 cent tacos, eating the expired Starbucks food... need I say more?) So on Dad's birthday, June 4, all of us got rounded up so that Dad could have his gay-ass Disneyland Birthday.

When we first got into the car, I figured we were going to the park.
But then I figured out we weren't.

Meanwhile, Chester and Marcello comforted each other like the homos they are.
So, while me and Chester and Marcello had to SHARE A CRATE in the stupid hotel room with a marathon of the Gilmore Girls playing on the TV (KILL ME NOW, MUTHA FUCKA!) Mom and Dad were out having the time of their freaking lives. They even got to meet my idol, Pluto.
Dad looked for Nemo. (I woulda found him. And killed him.)

Everything's a small world compared to Mom's ginormous head.
And Mom even convinced wussy Dad to ride Space Mountain with her dumb-ass self. Look at her smile. I'm pretty sure she just shit herself with happiness.

At the end of the worst day of my life (after Gilmore Girls it switched to iCarly. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???) Mom and Dad returned with a present for me. Yeah. Thanks a whole freaking lot. Just what I wanted.

Assholes.
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4 comments:

  1. christaJune 10, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Hey Stella, Gilmore Girls isn't THAT bad...I love Disneyland! It looks like the rents had fun.

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  2. YankeeJune 12, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Dear Sweet Cholo,

    I just wanted to inform you that you look like Marcello with that hat on... Not that there is anything wrong with that, unless you like looking like a 55lb RODENT!

    Please more photos of people as hot dogs...

    Regards,

    Yankee

    P.S. I do not think you know this yet, but I was the influence for the bulldog character in UP!

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  3. Aunt StacyJune 14, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    You're really cute when you sulk.

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  4. stellaJune 15, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Dear Christa,
    Yeah, and 2 and a 1/2 men is great comedy.

    Dear Yankee,
    First, I am like really uncomfortable with you fantasizing about my mom as a hot dog. Also, I was the influence for the Alpha character in UP. (But only when he had a cool voice.)

    Dear Aunt Stacy,
    Sulking is one of my favorite past-times. Right after gnawing on Chester's neck and barking at the neighbors who I've met at least 100 times and have hung out with at their house and mine.

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