Sunday, June 21, 2009

Dia de Padre

So last year me n Chester totally forgot Father's Day. (I blame Mom. And Chester's mental retardation. And Dad's major suckage as a dad.) Regardless of our valid excuses, all freakin year Dad reminded us about our memory lapse. So this year we got Dad some cards so he'd stop complaining like a bitch.

After Mom and Dad spent the day ignoring us because they were hungover and lazy and then they went to see Drag Me to Hell (which is basically my LIFE!) then Dad felt bad so he read each of us a story.

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  1. YankeeJune 22, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Dear Chester,

    If you would like to file a lawsuit and seek separation from your family, in regard to the next to last photo, where you apparently being molested/fondled I can handle your case as I have just passed the bar exam. I specialize in domestic abuse cases.

    I always wondered about your extraordinarily large anus... Now I understand...

    Sincerely,

    Mr. Yankee Goldman Esq.

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