This past weekend, Mom n Dad took me n Ches-durr to Big Bear. I had gone up a couple years ago n seen this pile of kinda cold white stuff but didn't really know what that shit was. Well, this time I really got to experience it n it turns out I LOVE THE FREAKIN SNOW. There was several feet on da ground and it was crazy, yo. I didn't want to come inside. I just wanted to run around like a mad bitch. 
The weekend was really fun overall. Even Yankee wasn't as much of a douche nozzle as he usually is. Maybe that fall down the icy stairs (DORK) knocked some sense into him. Plus it was also cool that Cheesedoor is a pussy and was scared n cold in the snow so mostly me n mom was just chillin. N by chillin I mean biting at her retarded space suit I mean snow suit and attackin her ass every time she tried to make one of her loser "snow angels."

