Staycation

So basically I just wanted to put it out there that I've had a freaking crappy-ass summer. Mom and Dad keep going away and leaving my ass behind. So far they've gone to Maine and to Hilton Head. Chester has gone to Palm Springs. And Stella has gone No Where. WTF.

Mom and Dad went to a waterfall and got lobster.

This is the lobster they gave me.

The moose was clearly also for me eventhough they gave it to Chester.

IndePAIN IN MY ASS Day

I would just like to say that me n Chester n Marcello was talking and we all agreed that the 4th of July is nastier than the occasional piece of fruit mom puts in her fleshy face. It didn't help that this year mom spent the whole day working and dad spent the whole day drinking so where did that leave me and ass-face? Alone. In the bedroom. Traumatized by our neighborhood full of Mexicans celebrating America by setting off illegal fireworks.